alone time

mommy and daddy said it was time for alone time. it was national children onthare owntime weak. i do not no what that means. but i got alot of alone time in the mystery place across the hall.
i saw:
26 spiders
367 ants
8 lizards
4006 raisins

i ate:
4005 raisins
1 lizard
5 ants
26 spiders

i think this: raisins are very good they will not disappoint you. they are chewy and they have crunchy bits of dirt inthem also. sweet and good. lizards are very fast, though. very fast. i ate only one cause i caught just one. even in your mouth they move quick. they do not taste like much. a little like dirt. ants are slower but taste bitter. taste like coffee that has been used in the pot and is wet. don't eat ants. spiders are fast but they are worth the work. spiders taste like nerds candy. eat all the spiders you can.

these are noises i make by accident:
heartbeat
fart
fartbeat
thatisajoke
burp
shrieking
hoot hoot. hooooooooot.
slurping

Mostly that's all. the good thing about having alone time for a weak is that no one says to stop making noise that was an accident. the bad thing is the way my face feels after my tears have dried since no one was there to wipe them off.

a poem just for yew:

ants on the tongue
spider in your lips
gecko clawing up your throat
raisins everywhere
make a bed of raisins
draw in the ants
they bring the spiders
spiders bring geckos
geckos bring landies
landies brings nobody
nobodies
nobody
no body
thanks for visiting
uncle steven