when things fall down

when things fall down and crack and break and loud loud loud the ear in my head says ok
so if it does not then the ear is unhappy but if it does then mom is unhappy and loud and
ear is also unhappy. that is why i wait until i am alone to break the things. all the things that make the best noises.
a list of things that make nice noises:
when they break:
coffee mugs ( nice noise)
glasses (very nice noise)
mouse pad (not as nice noise)
pencils (only when you break them, to)
cameras (nice noise, bad after math)

here is a list of things that make bad noises when they break:
my teeth

luckily i do not have to worry about hearing that again for awhile
mom said i have to write at least so many words so here is another poem:

i am landy
landy lives near the ocean
so so do i
landy lives in a house
so so do i
landy licks the light
so so must i
the light tastes like sour, like dirt, like sweet, like salt, like dead flies
so i must taste it
and so must landy
cause hes all i have
and im all hes got
its just us and the light